BORGMANIAN RHAPSODY

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a cube's insides
No escape from calamity
Put in your eyes
Dress up in disguise and flee

I'm just a poor Borg
I need some circuitry
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little polish and I'll glow
Anywhere the cube goes
It doesn't really matter....to me
Toooo WE

Oh no, did we explode again?
Put the sleep command in our heads
Blew us up while in our beds
Oh well, Life just must go on
So I guess we'll pick through what they've thrown away

C'mon, .....didn't mean to steal that guy
If he's not back with us this time tomorrow
He'll be gone, he'll be gone
I guess it doesn't really matter
This is great
My power's on
Sends shivers down my spine
The party's going all the time
Good grief, everybody
I've got to know
Was the junk food left behind? Now, tell the truth.

C'mon (anywhere the cube goes)
I just wanna fly
I sometimes wish we'd never had stopped at all
Dum dum dum dum

I see a little silhouette of a man
Locutus! Locutus! Can we make your head glow?
Photon blast of lightning
Very very frightening

EEEK! Grab your bagels! Grab your bagels!
Grab your bagels and let's go!
Let's just gooooooo......

We're just a poor borg
Nobody likes we
struggling through life like a monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will they let us go?
(They will not! NO! They will not let us go! (repeat))
Oh, grab a pizza. Grab a pizza. Grab a pizza and let's go.
The Federation has a wormhole set aside for we, for we,
For WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........

Heavy guitar stuff>

So they think they can stop us and swat us like flies!
So they think they can bombard us and leave us behind!
Oh, Feddies. Won't you listen to us, Feddies?
We're just trying to get out
We're just trying to get right out of here

(more heavy guitar stuff.....then REALLY sad music)

Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Nothing really matters
As long as we party
Nothing really matter, nothing really matters...to weeee...

(sniffle)......anywhere the cube goes........ (GONG!)