Now available from ACACorp, "Top Ten Programmer's Hits!" Yes, you too can have this album of twenty original classics! Just think of the hours of fun you'll have listening to these great tunes:

(It's been a) Hard Disk Drive
(Type 'h' for) Help
Mr. Postmaster
Lucy in a Shell (with UNIX)
...and many, many more! And to give you an idea of how incredible these songs *really* are, here's one we've selected just for you! Let's listen...

/* To the tune of that 60's favorite...Let It Be */

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleages come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
LOGO's dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C.

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