Bacteria -- The back door of a cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when a patient dies
Bowel -- A letter like a, e, i, o, or u
Caesarean Section -- A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- A sheep dog
D & C -- Where the White House is
Dilate -- To live a long time
Enema --Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Genital -- Not a Jew
G.I. Series -- Soldier ball game
Hangnail -- Coat hook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain -- Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff -- A doctor's cane
Morbid --Higher offer
Nitrates -- Cheaper than day rates
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- A patient who fainted
Papsmear --A fatherhood test
Pelvis -- A cousin of Elvis
Post-operative -- A letter carrier
Recovery Room -- One of the rooms in an upholstery shop
Rectum -- Dang near killed 'em
Seizure -- Roman Emperor
Tablet -- A small table
Terminal Illness -- Getting sick at the airport
Tumor -- More than one
Urine -- Opposite of "you're out"
Varicose -- Nearby
Vein -- Conceited