Quotes Found in Bathrooms

• The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. (Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL)
• Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. (Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL)
• Beauty is only a light switch away. (Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina)
• I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. (Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts)
• Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" (Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.)
• God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? (The Irish Times, Washington, DC)
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. (The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.)
• No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. (Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina)
• At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. (Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona)
• It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. (Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona)
• Make love, not war. -Hell, do both, get married! (Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana)
• God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God (The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, DC)
• If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. (Revolution Books. New York, New York)
• A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. (Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas)