"Internet is so huge and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life."

"Nobody died and made you root@everywhere."

"Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read"

"Strong typing is for people with weak minds."

"Create a system any fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it."

"But I don't have an 'any key' on my computer!"

"The end of the world will occur this Friday at 3:00 PM, with symposium to follow."

"I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called 'brightness,' but it doesn't work"

"640k should be enough for everyone." Bill Gates