Ernie, Esq.
Main St., Alley #3,
Sacramento, CA 95816
Tel: (916) 448-8888
Fax: (916) 448-9999
ernie.cat@netcom.com
Career Goal
Long term position as HOUSECAT.
Qualifications
- Omnivorous. Strong rodent-control capabilities.
- Excellent nonverbal communication skills. Highly trained purring.
- Affectionate. Adaptable. Rare feline willingness to follow established
guidelines.
- Proven stud potential.
Experience
BARNCAT Westchester Estates, New York. March 1988-May 1990
- Ensured day-to-day rodent control for two story, 35,000 sq. foot barn.
- Consumed over five rodents per day (average).
- Achieved 37% reduction in barn swallow population.
- Awarded feline leukemia inoculation after one month of service.
- Earned in-house privileges for outstanding service and behavior after only
two months on the job!
ALLEYCAT Wilshire Boulevard, Los Angeles, California. November 1986-February
1988
- Successfully maintained territorial boundaries of four square block area
in notoriously competitive and dangerous location.
- Developed proficiency in urban survival, hunting, and scavenging skills.
Known sire of 77 litters in a nine month period.
Education
Certificate: Feline Deportment, February, 1987.
- Tom & Jerry, Associates, Hollywood, California. 1 year intensive study
with Tom of famed "Tom & Jerry" partnership. High honors.
References available on request.