Missing Lines from The Empire Strikes Back
From rec.arts.tv.babylon5.moderated, by Nuke-Marine@cox.net, June 1,
Ok, off topic, but it is funny, like in the missing lines done for Babylon
5 (never caught the season 5 missing lines). Oh yeah, spoilers for those
three people that never saw Empire Strikes Back.
A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by
Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the
ventilation shaft. Luke looks round, but realizes there's
nowhere to go but straight down.
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.
- DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."
- LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
- DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"
- LUKE: "No, that's not true! That's impossible."
- DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."
- LUKE: "NO!"
- DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know
- that queer brass droid of yours?"
- LUKE: "Threepio?"
- DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was 7 years old."
- LUKE: "No."
- DARTH VADER: "Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at
yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own
ship out of the swamp."
- LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"
- DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly
destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"
- LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."
- DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me
what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord
of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!' You make me sick."
- LUKE: "Shut up!"
- DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I
had exterminated the Jedi Knights!"
- LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"
- DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of God, 10 years old, winner of
the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down
the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.
- DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose
you are, but you sure ain't mine. Get out of my sight, you loser!"
- DARTH VADER: "AND GET A HAIRCUT!"