SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
STUD TIRES OUT
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN
BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
SHOT OFF WOMAN'S LEG HELPS NICKLAUS TO 66
ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES
2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER
KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES INFECTION FROM LOVED ONE
DRUNKEN DRIVERS PAID $1000 IN '84
WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE
COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
ENFIELD COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
TOILET STOLEN : POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures (Daily Sun-Post (San Clemente, CA) 1/17/77)
Sneak Attack by Soviet Bloc Not Foreseen (The Atlanta Journal 4/4/79)
War Dims Hopes for Peace (Wisconsin State Journal 12/27/65)
Blue Skies Unless its Cloudy (San Francisco Chronicle 5/29/??)
Bankrupt Association Termed in Poor Shape (Lawrence (KS) Journal-World 7/12/77)
Food is Basic to Student Diet (Bridgeport (CN) Post 1/18/78)
Alzheimer's Center prepares for an affair to remember
GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON -- FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
KELLOGG'S POT TARTS -- $1.99 box
FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN -- $2.09 lb.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay $7-$9 per hour.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -- $175
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING -- "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be a reward
GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN -- 89 cents lb.
ICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED -- USED ONCE -- SLIGHTLY STAINED
FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: one 5-finger, one 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION -- $6800
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE
83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME
FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) -- $50
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED -- CALL CHUBBIE
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAK NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE. ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
FREE PUPPIES. PART GERMAN SHEPHERD -- PART STUPID DOG.