Lance Ito's Sidebar & Grill
Lance Ito's Sidebar & Grill
- If You Have An Hour To Kill,
- Please Join Us For Dinner
Appetizers
- ROSA LOPEZ NACHOS...................$3.95
- Spicy, with a thick Mexican accent.
- Nachos haven't been this good since...well, we can't remember!
Salads
- KATO SALAD..............................$3.95
- An empty head of lettuce, with very little dressing.
From the Bar
- RON GOLDMAN WINE....................$3.95
- Young vintage, good body. But you have to bring your own glasses.
- PAULA BARBIERI COCKTAIL............$3.95
- O.J. with a little honey on the side. Goes down real easy.
- MARCIA CLARK BEER....................$1.95
- We thought we had a case, but now we're not sure.
Sandwiches
- SIMPSON ALIBI SANDWICH.............$4.25
- Full of baloney, and hard to swallow, but lots of stupid people are buying
it!
Soup
- SOUP DuJURY..............................$4.95
- Aged for over a year. May be bitter.
From the Grill
- MARK FUHRMAN CHICKEN PLATE....$5.95
- Absolutely no dark meat.
- VEAL A LA NICOLE........................$4.95
- Well battered, and sliced. Served without the head.
- DENNIS FUNG PLATE......................$5.95
- Grilled detective, served open face. May be contaminated.
Dessert
Sorry, our Bakery is TEMPORARILY CLOSED. The Lawyers have taken all the
dough.