YEAR'S WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES - PART II

• If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
• Timber, I'm Falling in Love
• You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
• Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
• You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)
• I Think I'll Drink Myself Into the Past
• Play Me or Trade Me
• She Can't Get My Love off the Bed
• I Got Tears in My Eyes From Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You
• Sleeping Single in a Double Bed
• The Pint of No Return
• Your Negligee Has Turned to Flannel Nightgowns
• Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
• The Wife of the Party
• It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
• Would Jesus Wear A Rolex on His Television Show
• Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
• I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy
• Don't Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)
• You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
• This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
• You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
• Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
• How Long Does It Take a Memory To Drown
• I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Could Be
• Now I lay Me Down To Cheat
• You Done Stomped on My Heart (and Smashed That Sucker Flat)
• Let Me Love the Leavin' from Your Mind
• Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox
• My Legs Won't Walk Away From You
• You'd Make an Angel Want to Cheat
• Take Me to Heaven (Before You Take Me Home)
• What's a Fool Like Me Doing In a Love Like This
• I've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
• Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
• Jesus Is a Good Ole Boy
• If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)
• She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)
• Somebody Must Have Loved You Right Last Night
• Hell Stays Open All Night
• She Gave Her Heart to Jethro and Her Body to the Whole Danged World
• I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box
• I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
• You Won't Be Back But George and Jack Will Help Me Make It Through the Night
• Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side
• The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever HAd
• If the Phone Doesn't Ring It's Me
• I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long)
• Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger (When You Go Out at Night)
• Lay Back Down and Love Me and Leave the Leavin' for Later On
• How Can a Whiskey Six Years Old Whip a Man That's 32?
• I Knew I'd Lean (But I Never Thought I'd Fall)
• She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
• We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
• You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
• If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)
• Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' On Your Mind
• It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good
• I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
• Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth (Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye)
• Do You Love As Good As You Look?
• Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
• Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
• How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
• How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
• I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
• I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
• I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
• I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
• I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
• I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
• I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
• I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
• I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
• If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
• If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
• If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
• If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
• If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
• If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
• Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
• My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
• My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
• My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
• My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
• Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down,
• But Baby I Can See Through You
• She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
• She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
• Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
• They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
• Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
• You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
• You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
• You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
• Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw