IT'S THAT TIME, BAD TRANSLATION FANS!

...It's time to post the legendary Taiwanese English text of TOUNGE OF FROG.

Below you'll find the actual text on the package of the novelty toy TOUNGE OF FROG, purchaced near the Florida Turnpike in 1984 for $1.69 each, American.

Reading the text of TOUNGE OF FROG aloud is one of the sacred rituals of the True Church of the Great Green Frog.

All typos verbatim.


Frog. If it is thrown with full of your strenght, it will spit out the tounge, which is like the genuine one from the frog.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR TOUNGE OF FROG

The key point for throwing far away is the same as the throwing of fish rod, i.e. to throw out slowly with full of your strength. Separate it with two hands, then release one hand, throw it with full of your strength. No matter what you make a round ball, it will recover the original shape.

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Here enduth the reading of the word of the TOUNGE OF FROG.

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