RULES FOR WRITING WICKED GOOD PAPERS

  1. Shun and avoid the employment of unnecessary, excess extra words.
  2. Make certain all sentences are full and complete. If possible.
  3. At all costs, avoid cliches as you would the plague.
  4. Take pain's to spell and, punctuate correctly."
  5. BE Consistent.
  6. Don't approximate. Always be more or less precise.
  7. Sedulously eschew obfuscatory hyperverbosity or prolixity.
  8. Avoid pointless repitition, don't repeat yourself unnecessarily.
  9. Observe, in all written expression, it is, of the foremost qualification-- if not, certainly not or less than-- at least definitely secondary then, the importance, or whenever possibly trying, so that when except where it cannot be avoided and/or in further necessary development it becomes imperative to omit, yet, remember without fail (for this must not be underestimated) to be brief and clear. This is vital.
  10. Always try to remember t he/###### extreme importance of being accurit; nea t, and carrful.

GRAMMAR RULES FOR THE UNENLIGHTENED; OR, HOW TO WRITE GOOD