M E N (Chemical Analysis)
Ah (short for a**h***, a common French root used to identify the
Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length, though some
isotopes can be as short as 4 inches yet weigh 200+ Kg.
Found following duel element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo
specimen. (Experimental evidence: any beach on any coast)
Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol) Tends to fall into very
low energy state directly after reaction with W o (Snore ... zzzzz). Gains
considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature. Rarely found in
pure form after 14th year. Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky
reaction with polluted form of the Wo common ore.
All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is
possible. May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely
favorable conditions. Usually willing to react with what ever is available.
Reaction Rates range from aborted/non-existant to Pre-interaction effects
(which tend to turn the specimen bright red and send it to react with SA, the
sex analyst) Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to
Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for
favorable reaction style.
Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo...
Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast
information on many wavelengths.
Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with reaction
to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct