NASA announced today that due to recent budget cuts in the nation's space
program it was cancelling today's solar eclipse. "The money just ain't
there," said NASA Administrator Dan Goldin.
The action drew immediate criticism from Capitol Hill. Congressman George
Brown, Chairman of the House Space, Science and Technology Subcommittee
threatened to vote against the space station unless full funding for the
eclipse was reinstated. "Give us the money or the station cacks it!" he
Meanwhile, the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization has proposed a new
"faster, cheaper, better" solar eclipse to be known as Beavis, for the popular
kids cartoon ("Heh, heh, eclipses are cool. . . ").