A woman complained to her doctor that her husband never wanted sex anymore. He gave her a bottle of viagra pills, telling her to put them in her husband's drink and her husband would be recharged. The woman was filled with doubt, but she put one pill in his coffee that evening. That night they made love.

The next night she put two viagras in his coffee and that night the sex was ecstatic.

The next night she said, "What the hell!" and dumped the whole bottle in his coffee.

Sometime later the doctor called to check on his patient's progress. The woman's son answered the phone. When the Doctor asked how everyone was going, the boy replied, "Mom's dead, Sis left home, the maid's pregnant, my ass hurts, and Dad is buck naked in the yard yelling, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'"