My views are of absolutely no significance whatsoever, and are certainly
in no way meant to represent the noble ideals of the thrice-blessed
University of Maryland, whose humble and inadequate servant I am. People
who heed my words in preference to those of the University are traipsing
down the path to idiocy, and are not to be pitied. Follow the University
in all things.
I am, however, the only true mouthpiece of
Cthulhu on the Earth, so if you
want to know what a submerged, dreaming, insane demon-god thinks about
politics, philosophy, or who will win the 2017 NBA championship, you've
come to the right place.
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