I'm sure all of you get those e-mail messages with the stupid top ten lists and sappy sentimental poems. I do, too, but occasionally, I get something I really like. Posted here are some humorous e-mail messages I have received that I ACTUALLY enjoy and might consider sending on to other people. I am NOT the author of any of these, and in many cases, I do not even know the author, so don't ask me where they originated. Contained on these pages are also a lot of references to music, books, movies, and television shows. Please be assured that these are merely for personal enjoyment, and they have not been placed here for my profit. Read on, and enjoy!
The
Case of the Disappearing Teaspoons I'm waiting for the
subsequent studies concerning pens and paperclips! (link sent in by a
friend of mine.)
Postcard from Mars Earthlings make me
soooo angry!
Lord of the Rings as Written by Other
Authors "In a hole, there lived a hobbit..."
Lord of the Rings Meets the Mos Eisley
Cantina You just watch yourself.
Men are So Easy
Her needs are so simple!
20 Ways to Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
Oops! You mean it's Halloween again already?????
Tips for a Safe and Happy Halloween
In other words, don't do what they do in horror films.
And the Winner is ...
A highly scientific method for winning that workplace betting pool!
X-Files Crossovers
Fight the Future
History According to Sixth-Graders
Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
December Eating Protocol
No celery here!
Star Wars vs. Titanic
Who's king of the world?
The Bible in 50 Words!
Jesus wept.
A Dr. Seuss Christmas Carol
More fun with "Dubya". Not suitable for
younger readers.
"Losing My Election"
That's me in the corner . . .
Revocation of Independence
Let freedom ring!
How Could it be From Me?
More poetic crap!
A Bad Day Cure I wash my hands of any liability
here.
I Like Monkeys I don't ever want anyone to
give me one of these!
An 80's Love Story A tour through music of
the 1980's.
T.A. A show I would actually watch!
Apprentice Sith Lord There can only be two Sith:
one master and one apprentice.
The Boss Asked for a Letter Read between the
lines.