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Patrick Van Excel II - Wednesday, 12/13/00, 11:47:55am (#605199 of 605203) (from the CNN.com message board)
A Dr. Seuss Christmas Carol
Once there was a man named Bush
His brain was filled with nothing but mush
He's dumb as a rock the Republicans said
A patsy is what we want, not a guy with a head
Bush said to Cheney, "Find me a good V.P"
Cheney replied, "I know the perfect man, it's me!"
So he beat McCain, how no one knew
Must be his name that got him through
"Forget about the past," Bush said with a glimmer
"Sure I'm an alcoholic, but I'm a good swimmer!"
So the folks who were sheep supported their man
Not realizing they're electing a guy with no plan
"A whore is what I am", Dubya exclaimed
"Owned by big oil and drug companies, I'm not ashamed!"
The vote was close between Dubya and Gore
With Florida the key for both Al and the whore
"Jeb, my brother, get me that state!" Dubya said with a sneer
"Sure," said Jeb, "my boys are at work, you have nothing to fear"
Florida went to Bush under a cloud of doubt
With the Supreme Court of the land stopping the recount
So Bush got into office & was inaugarated
Bush suddenly exclaimed "No intern have I ever fellated!"
The people wondered why the prez seemed so elated
It seems, alas, poor Dubya was still inebriated
The world was laughing at the Americans' plight
"That's what happens when you elect from the right"
Four years passed, and the country was in ruins
"Me and Quayle in 2004, yes that's a shoe-in!!",
Bush thought to himself after Cheney had passed
"Will God ever forgive me for all the people I've gassed?"
Dubya said, "I deserve to be prez, nothing I lack"
"Again me elect," Bush said as he took some more crack
The people were fed up and tired of his crap,
"Your Dad was a joke and your brain has a gap,"
"Go back to Texas Dubya, here's your damn map!!"
After all that Bush could only say, "Hey bartender, what's that on tap?"
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