X-Files Crossovers   

All in the X-Family: The day in the life of Margaret Scully, tune in every week to find out which family member of hers will die next!

Burning Cigarette: A weekly show about the Cigarrette Smoking Man's afterlife in Hell.

Leave it to Frohike: Frohike goes solo in this sexy and provacative thriller, where Frohike gets all the chicks.

The Adventures of Reyes: A story of a beautiful youg woman who f***s everything up no matter where she goes.

The Baldings: Walter Skinner teams up with Captain Picard to prove to the world that you can be bald and over fifty, and still get some delicious booty!

Tokens: Kersh and a magically returned X team up to prove to the world that they're more than just token black guys on an all white show.

Married with Krycek: Alex Krycek and Marita Covarubias get hitched and have kids, redefining the term "dysfunctional family."

Sir Folmer: Folmer is somehow transported back to the medieval times and begins stealing money from the rich to give to the poor, then marries a beautiful princess named Buttercup.

Cop Dog: Doggett quits the FBI to once again work with the New York City police, where his peers make fun of his insane theories, and refer to him as Spooky Doggett.

X-Files: The Next Generation: Agent William Mulder and his skeptical partner investigate the paranormal and government conspiracies in their persuit of the truth! Wait a minute? Hasn't that plot already been done? Oh yeah! It's called The X-Files!

My dream for years has been a crossover between The X-Files and Seinfeld. There are plenty of Seinfeld eps which could be investigated:

• The girl who dated Jerry and was wearing the same dress every day.
• The pigman Kramer saw.
• What was really in George's drink when his face turned purple?
• J. Peterman, who was he working for?

X-Files meets Emeril would make for an awesome crossover!!!!! Think about it.......

 Mulder: I think that Eggplants have been coming alive and eating people.

 Emeril: BAM!!!!!!!!!!!

 Scully: Mulder, are you suggesting that eggplants can jump around and bite people's heads off?!?!

 Emeril: BAM!!!!!!!!!!!

 Mulder: Why do you keep saying `Bam'?

 Emeril: BAM!!!!!!!!!!!

I could picture X-Files & The Sopranos:

 Mulder & Scully are called in to investigate some "f***ked up sh*t"
 on the New Jersey turnpike, and somehow it's related to Tony Soprano.

 Everyone's swearing like crazy, there's some senseless violence,
 and in the end, Mulder quotes something from The Godfather.

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