Tuesday Haiku
Anneonymous, 2002
Logging on to email
How much porno can there be?
Education calls,
Better drag my ass to class
Or they'll trash the place.
Walking down the hall
Laughing children follow me;
Gibbon flatulate
Glomming fortune walk this way
Counting syllables,
Strive to make the numbers work;
Damn, I'm still off by one.