You might be a redneck Jedi if...
- You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
- At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer-colored.
- You can easily describe the taste of an ewok.
- You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
- You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't
have to wait for a commercial.
- Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot!"
- You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
- Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had a
pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
- If you hear. . . "Luke, I am your father .................. and your