IT'S THAT TIME, BAD TRANSLATION FANS!
...It's time to post the legendary Taiwanese English text of TOUNGE OF FROG.
Below you'll find the actual text on the package of the novelty toy TOUNGE
OF FROG, purchaced near the Florida Turnpike in 1984 for $1.69 each,
Reading the text of TOUNGE OF FROG aloud is one of the sacred rituals of the
True Church of the Great Green Frog.
All typos verbatim.
Frog. If it is thrown with full of your strenght, it will spit out the
tounge, which is like the genuine one from the frog.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR TOUNGE OF FROG
The key point for throwing far away is the same as the throwing of fish rod,
i.e. to throw out slowly with full of your strength. Separate it with two
hands, then release one hand, throw it with full of your strength. No matter
what you make a round ball, it will recover the original shape.
- A product has the stickness and is just like a soft rubber band with high
contractility. It can be played to stick the remote objects.
- Inspite of it is sticky, it is never like the chewing guns which is glued
tightly and cannot be separated.
- If the stickness is not good enough, it can be washed by soap. After it
is dried, it cab be used continously many times.
- The packing paper has printed the bug picture, which can be cut as per the
black frame and placed on the table; then you can stick the picture with your
tounge of frog.
- Never throw out the other person's head.
- Keep away from fire.
- Inspite of it is non-toxic, it cannot be eaten.
- Never pull out tounge of frog hard, as it might be separated.
- Its content has the oil, so if it touches on cloth, precious object or
wall, the stains will remain if you don't care about it.
- Never put on surface of any object, shall keep in polybag.
Here enduth the reading of the word of the TOUNGE OF FROG.