Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing
or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies
would probably advertise more openly. Imagine the trademarks:
- Nike Condoms: Just do It
- Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
- Ford Condoms: The ride of your life.
- Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
- KFC Condoms: Finger Licking Good
- M&Ms Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
- Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going
- Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
- BMW Condoms: Pure Driving Pleasure