B: No, Hugh was third of five.
A: Who's third?
B: Yes.
A: Wait, I asked who's third.
B: Yes.
A: So who's on third?
B: Yes.
A: Bipbipbipbip (huff) (huff)! All right, why won't you tell me who's on third?
B: Hugh cannot tell, Hugh is no longer part of the collective.
A: I know I'm not on the team! But who's on third?!?!
B: Yes, he was.
A: Okay, okay. Why not locate us the pitcher.
B: Locutus is no longer part of the collective.
A: Huh?
B: Yes, Hugh, too.
A: I KNOW I'm not on the team. Lord!
B: Lore has been deactivated. Lore disrupted the collective.
A: Okay, let me get this straight. Who's on third. Lord (your manager?) has been deactivated, and you no longer have a pitcher because someone isn't locating us?
B: Yes.
A: (FUME) I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
B: Understanding is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
A: But you said he was no longer on the team.
B: Hugh will be assimlated. It is inevitable.
A: Me? I don't want to be on your team.
B: Irrelevant. You will join the collective. Resistance is futile.
Exeunt.