Copyright 1991 by Two Bit of Gallifrey BBS, Lincoln, NE. Reproduction authorized.

STAR TREKKIN': THE NEXT GENERATION

by Two Bit

Star Trekkin'
The next generation twerps
On the starship Enterprise
Under Papa Smurf.

Star Trekkin'
The next generation twerps
Slowly going forward
'Cause we're not allowed reverse.

Ensign Wesley Crusher, report.

There's the Borg on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow.

There's the Borg on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Sir.

Analysis, Commander Data.

It is life, sir,
But better than us
Better than us
Better than us.

It is life, sir
But better than us
Better than us
Captain.

There's the Borg on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow.

There's the Borg on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Sir.

Star Trekkin'
The next generation twerps
On the starship Enterprise
Under Papa Smurf.

Star Trekkin'
The next generation twerps
Slowly going forward,
Still aren't allowed reverse.

Medical update, Dr. Crusher.

It's worse than that
He's mutant, Jean-Luc
Mutant, Jean-Luc
Mutant, Jean-Luc.

It's worse than that
He's mutant, Jean-Luc
Mutant, Jean-Luc
Mutant.

It is life, sir
But better than us
Better than us
Better than us.

It is life, sir
But better than us
Better than us
Captain.

There's the Borg on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow.

There's the Borg on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Sir.

Starship Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Ah, we come in peace,
Let us go
Let us go
Let us go.

We come in peace
Let us go
Let us go
Please.

It's worse than that,
He's mutant, Jean-Luc,
Mutant, Jean-Luc,
Mutant, Jean-Luc.

It's worse than that
He's mutant, Jean-Luc,
Mutant, Jean-Luc,
Mutant.

It is life, sir,
But better than us
Better than us
Better than us.

It is life, sir
But better than us
Better than us
Captain.

There's the Borg on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow.

There's the Borg on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Sir.

Star Trekkin'
The next generation twerps
On the starship Enterprise
Under Papa Smurf.

Star Trekkin'
The next generation twerps
Slowly going forward
And things are getting worse.

Engine room, Mr. LaForge...

I cannot change what I can't see
What I can't see
What I can't see.

I cannot change what I can't see
What I can't see
Sir.

Ah, we come in peace
Let us go
Let us go
Let us go.

We come in peace
Let us go
O'Brian, energize!

It's worse than that
He's mutant, Jean-Luc
Mutant, Jean-Luc
Mutant, Jean-Luc.

It's worse than that
He's mutant, Jean-Luc
Mutant, Jean-Luc
Mutant.

It is life, sir
But better than us
Better than us
Better than us.

It is life, sir
But better than us
Better than us
Captain.

There's the Borg on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow.

There's the Borg on the starboard bow
Starboard bow,
Sir!

You cannot eat the script, Worf.
I'll can ya, Worf

It's worse than that
It's syndication, baldy.

Bridge to Engineering, warp factor 10.
If I give it any more, she'll blow, Captain.

Star Trekkin'
The next generation twerps
On the starship Enterprise
Under Papa Smurf.

Star Trekkin'
The next generation twerps
Slowly going forward
'Cause we're not allowed reverse.