The Chinese response to the I AM CANADIAN ad .... 

I'm not a cook, an IT guy, or the owner of a laundromat.
I don't live with my parents,
I don't eat dog.
And I don't drive a souped up Civic.

And I don't know Ping, Ming or Wing from Markham
Although I'm certain they're very nice people.

I use chopsticks not a fork.
I don't drive on the sidewalk.
I believe in giving cash, not gifts.
And I pronounce it HELLO, not HERRO.

I can proudly fly my country's flag on a tank during a massacre at Tiananmen Square,
Dim sum IS brunch,
Gwai-Los ARE white folk,
And Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday.

And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa Choi, Gon HAY Fa Choi!!!

China is the largest country in Asia
The FIRST nation of ping-pong,
And the best remaining communist country!!

My name is FONG!!!
AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!